How to annoy your mother

1. Follow her around everywhere.
2. Answer all her questions saying "why?"
3. MOO when she say's your name.
4. Pretend you have amnesia
5. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
6. Say everything backwards.
7. Try to climb the wall.
8. Go into her room at 4 am and say "Good morning Sunshine." :)
9. Yell "LIAR" at everything she say's.
10. Go into the room she's in and switch the light on and off for a while and yell "Oh, I get it."
11. Tap on her door all night saying "Help me asdgkldft!"
12. When watching T.V with her talk to the commercial guy about your problems.
13. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.