Irrational Questions
- Can you breathe out of your
nose and your mouth at the same time?
- In that song “She’ll be
coming around the mountain when she comes,” who is she and why is she coming around the mountain?
- Why do people say things
like “My head hurts so bad it’s not even funny?” or “I’m so tired it’s not even
funny?” well yeah why would that be funny in the first place?
- Why did Yanki doodle name
the feather in his hat macaroni?
- Why do we say “bless you”
after someone sneezes?
- Who was the first person to
look at a cow and say “hmm..? Yeah ok I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here
and drink whatever comes out of it.”
- Why is it that your whole life
your parents tell you not to take candy from strangers, but on Halloween they
encourage it?
- Have you ever wondered how
an author would describe you in a book?
- Why is it that most people
tend to put more effort into their wedding then their actual marriage?
- If Sunday is the holy day
for rest why do we have to wake up early for church?
- Why is there Canadian bacon
on Hawaiian pizza?
- Is it even possible to
scream at the top of your lungs?
- What does the T in T-shirt even mean?
- What does O K actually mean?
- Why is kissing so freaking WEIRD?
- Why can’t girls put on
mascara with their mouths closed?
- Why doesn’t Tarzan have a
beard?
- How can you hear
yourself think?
- Why do you “fall” in love?
- You’d think since so many
of us share similar insecurities they wouldn’t be considered insecurities?
- Why do I have so many
questions?
"Why is it that most people tend to put more effort into their wedding then their actual marriage?"
ReplyDeleteYeah. I love your blog so much. Even the background. You just keep it up.
"The Romans would say "Jupiter preserve you" or "Salve," which meant "good health to you," and the Greeks would wish each other "long life." The phrase "God bless you" is attributed to Pope Gregory the Great, who uttered it in the sixth century during a bubonic plague epidemic (sneezing is an obvious symptom of one form of the plague)."
ReplyDeletehttp://people.howstuffworks.com/sneezing.htm
"Is it even possible to scream at the top of your lungs?"
ReplyDeleteI. Love. You. This was awesome.
I think we all have so many questions just running through our heads all the freaking time (or maybe I'm just weird...oh well). And these were fun to read and really got me thinking...so thank you!
You're such an amazing and extremely gifted writer... So good...
hahaha this is solid.
ReplyDeleteInsecurities. My father tells me they're imaginary.
ReplyDeleteQuestion to add.....
Do we all share the same imagination?